Dear Kiddo

Dear future child,
I hope that you are very healthy boy or girl. I hope that I didn’t name you something stupid like orange, and if I did I am so sorry for all of the beatings that you will receive from the bullies at school (especially if you are a boy). I hope that you have grown up to be a wonderful person. I hope that you are never afraid of taking chances like I am. All I want you to do is live everyday to the fullest and smile everyday even on the bad days.